If you like to play it safe, the Way Huge Smalls Attack Vector Phaser & Envelope is not for you. It combines two different effects—phase shifter and envelope filter—into a single dangerous machine. This pedal cranks out an array of off-kilter sounds, twisting your riffs into crazy new forms. Bee stings, perfect for funky moods. Gloopy syrup to drench your low-string twanging. Fifty shades of rude behavior that’ll turn a pleasant cocktail party into a drunken brawl.

And by the way, the Attack Vector Phaser & Envelope’s bratty attitude works great with electric bass as well as guitar. So if you’re looking for a pedal that smiles politely and behaves appropriately, keep right on walking—you won’t find it here. But if you seek a kindred spirit and fellow troublemaker, the Way Huge Smalls Attack Vector Phaser & Envelope might just become your new best friend.